The Big Debate: Manny or No Manny?

Now the Hot Stove has cooled down and general managers are waiting, but everyone wants to know, who will sign this guy. Where do you guys think Manny will go?

                                                      The Manoman

 

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The Story of This Offseason

      The weather is chilly

     The Hot Stove’s cooling down

     Some General Managers were so silly

     Letting their players leave town

 

     Footballs are flying

    Baseballs are being cooled

    Yankee fans are dying

   To see the Red Sox get schooled

 

   The stars are training

  Getting ready for the season

  While others are demanding huge contracts

  Practically for no reason

 

 Some teams are getting bargains

 Some players are getting deals

 And the Hall of Fame just inducted someone                                  

Who’s got some pair of wheels

 

A candle is alone flickering

Waiting for its time

To go join a team

With its own fantasy rhyme

 

Boras is speechless

As quiet as can be

Still demanding huge contracts

For some players worth a penny

 

So that’s the story of this offseason

From Dunn, to Abreu, to Manny

How many are left without contracts

And those people are a plenty

 

 

 

 

Embrace who you have and desire who you need

Go tell your General Manager and be sure to plead!

 

The Manoman