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The Big Debate: Manny or No Manny?
Now the Hot Stove has cooled down and general managers are waiting, but everyone wants to know, who will sign this guy. Where do you guys think Manny will go?
The Manoman
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The Story of This Offseason
The weather is chilly
The Hot Stove’s cooling down
Some General Managers were so silly
Letting their players leave town
Footballs are flying
Baseballs are being cooled
Yankee fans are dying
To see the Red Sox get schooled
The stars are training
Getting ready for the season
While others are demanding huge contracts
Practically for no reason
Some teams are getting bargains
Some players are getting deals
And the Hall of Fame just inducted someone
Who’s got some pair of wheels
A candle is alone flickering
Waiting for its time
To go join a team
With its own fantasy rhyme
Boras is speechless
As quiet as can be
Still demanding huge contracts
For some players worth a penny
So that’s the story of this offseason
From Dunn, to Abreu, to Manny
How many are left without contracts
And those people are a plenty
Embrace who you have and desire who you need
Go tell your General Manager and be sure to plead!
The Manoman
